I like these - the last one they stole from me

Beauty is only a light switch away.
Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC If life is a waste of time,
and time is a waste of life,
then let's all get wasted together
and have the time of our lives.
Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC Fighting for peace is like
Screwing for virginity.
The Bayou, Baton Rouge, LO No matter how good she looks,
some other guy is sick and tired
of putting up with her s**t.
Men's Room
Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, NC At the feast of ego
everyone leaves hungry.
Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, AZ It's hard to make a comeback
when you haven't been anywhere.
Written in the dust on the back of a bus,
Wickenburg, AZ Make love, not war.
-Hell, do both
GET MARRIED!
Women's restroom
The Filling Station, Bozeman, MT This one is for Russ...
If voting could really change things,
it would be illegal.
Revolution Books
New York, New York If pro is opposite of con, then what is the opposite of progress?
Congress!
Men's restroom House of Representatives,
Washington, DC You're too good for him.
Sign over mirror in Women's restroom
Ed Deb evic's, Beverly Hills, CA My little saying about the male animal and human species is:-
If it has balls its gona give you trouble
Julie Delaney - 2000their version...
A Woman's Rule of Thumb:
If it has tires or testicles,
you're going to have trouble with it
Women's restroom
Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, TX

Julie