[Bodger]

Does anyone else keep on reading the first two words describing the contents of this section as being 'soft porn' or do I simply need some therapy?

[sabrina]

You have my OH sense of humour. 

[OhLaLa]

 
Yes! I do!! Didn't post as thought it was just me.   
 
Thought it might be a section for Knobweed, Pinus, Bushpoppy or Stinking Willie.

 
PS: (those really are real plant names folks, honest)

[Bodger]

Having a mind like me, shouldn't be too reassuring.

[Fleecewife]

I hadn't noticed (I'm so sweet and innocent  )
 
What is 'pome' anyway?

[OhLaLa]

'A pome is an accessory fruit composed of one or more carpels surrounded by accessory tissue'.
Loosely speaking what we might call a 'core'.
E.g. Apples, Pears, Quince.
 
 

[colliewobbles]

Does anyone else keep on reading the first two words describing the contents of this section as being 'soft porn' or do I simply need some therapy?

Hadn't noticed but now you come to mention it I see what you mean.   

[Fleecewife]

'A pome is an accessory fruit composed of one or more carpels surrounded by accessory tissue'.
Loosely speaking what we might call a 'core'.
E.g. Apples, Pears, Quince.
 
 

 

[Lesley Silvester]

'A pome is an accessory fruit composed of one or more carpels surrounded by accessory tissue'.
Loosely speaking what we might call a 'core'.
E.g. Apples, Pears, Quince.
 
 

I wondered what it was but didn't like to ask. Didn't see it as soft porn though. Too sweet and innocent. 

[Bodger]

It doesn't help, that my eyes are going and before anyone says anything, I can assure you that my failing eyesight has nothing what so ever to do with soft porn.

[Lesley Silvester]

We believe you.