Author Topic: After receiving numerous complaints.... (Read 3409 times)

Ladygrey · « **on:** November 20, 2012, 06:31:10 pm »

After receiving numerous complaints....
From Horny's friends, family, workplace and generally all the living creatures in the area..

There was evidence gathered of antisocial behaviour, puncture wounds, bruising, and public disorder

2 options remained....

1: An asbo

or 2..........

Sorry Horny.....

colliewoman · « **Reply #1 on:** November 20, 2012, 06:34:30 pm »

You forgot option 3

Be careful hun, the headgear won't stop a persistant offender (though it looks kind of cute!)
Are you getting biffed? or is it just flock mates?

jaykay · « **Reply #2 on:** November 20, 2012, 06:39:18 pm »

I love the headgear

What's he been up to?

Ladygrey · « **Reply #3 on:** November 20, 2012, 06:40:31 pm »

Its mostly just flock mates, he is my only horned one and he is a rig so fights everyone else including the charrolais ram I am borrowing

The reason for the head gear is that in confined spaces he goes mad and everyone gets stabbed, I have him and 6 others off to "the seaside" (as I call it) in the morning

So hoping it just lasts the night/trailer journey and will take it off when at the abbatiour in the morning

colliewoman · « **Reply #4 on:** November 20, 2012, 06:40:51 pm »

It looks just like handle bars on a bike!

I knew it reminded me of something

colliewoman · « **Reply #5 on:** November 20, 2012, 06:43:59 pm »

Well done! I always worry about snarky sheep! One of my wethers was intended to be a fleece animal, but he has decided to start trying to throw his (tiny amount of) weight around. He's booked in for next Monday

I reckon he will give joints just right for one! But as it's only me eating him I guess that'll be just fine

Ladygrey · « **Reply #6 on:** November 20, 2012, 06:45:52 pm »

Yes I do love my sheep but if someone is naughty then they can go!

His head gear is made of one of these cut in half
http://www.towsure.com/images/products/9655/detail/large-bone-squeaky-dog-toy.jpg

Over each horn then vetrapped on lol

Dog now looking for toy.........

Toy not so friendly any more...

jaykay · « **Reply #7 on:** November 20, 2012, 06:53:45 pm »

You can compensate the dog by sharing a joint with him when Horny comes back from the seaside

colliewoman · « **Reply #8 on:** November 20, 2012, 06:54:40 pm »

Mental images here!

Does he squeak when he biff's you now?

I am sniggering so much my husband thinks I've gone round the twist

SallyintNorth · « **Reply #9 on:** November 20, 2012, 06:56:08 pm »

Most ingenious. Very practical too - you don't want him bruising all the other sheep in the bus.

Ladygrey · « **Reply #10 on:** November 20, 2012, 07:43:07 pm »

Writing out their bus tickets as I speak

Dog can have a bone but deffo not any meat lol,
most of these are already sold so we wont be keeping much anyway

A very mixed bunch going off in the morning

2 x Ryeland cross Suffolks
2 x Ryeland cross Wilthsire horns
1 x Ryeland cross shetland (horny)
2 x Texel cross Llyens

Weighing between 30-40 kilo, so not huge but should be ok