Our's are Muscovy, originally from South America, so feeling a bit of the cold they have now taken to knitting hats and capes for themselves

, most talented, I believe one of them does triganomatry and another one is an astronomer, most handy on these clear frosty nights.
Any video footage of ducks doing marvellous things would be good, or a 3 year old girl's impressions of ducks with dialects most welcome (if you can put such things on computers these days). And if you have time on your hands bloomer, I'm sure there's the makings of a childrens story in there somewhere. Get copyright quick.