Fortunately we are so far from the exchange BT couldn't give us broadband, though it took (literally, I timed it) 12 hours on the phone to India, over a month, to establish this

I now have satellite broadband, having had the microwave system that bounces from barn to barn along the dale. That was very unreliable, the satellite is great

and from the wireless signal it gives, I can have a gizmo in the house that gives me a mobile signal, for when BT's lines go down again

Yes, superfast fibre optic broadband

Let's have 20th century (let alone 21st) systems in small communities first!