[little blue]

I can offer...
mud
more mud
mud with chicken poop
mud with pig poop (rural fragrance)
mud with goat poop & bits of hay in
clarty mud (sticky)
slippy mud (perfect to bump off a relative, just witness them careering down a slope...)
orange clay mud
wet mud
not so wet mud
very very wet mud
and a huge variety of coloured mud, you'd need a Dulux card to identify all the different shades!

and Tree Nettles (they are THAT BIG!!!)

[jaykay]

 

[woollyval]

Oh I havent laughed so much for days.... Can offer lots of water, black, grey and red mud!!!!

[colliewoman]

Well if were going to get competitive about it,


I have
Red mud,
Mud ala goat berries
Mud with what looks horribly like the corpse of something that was small and squeaky in it
Slurry
And as i live next to the Glasto festival site, mud with GENUINE hippy s**t

[size=78%]Ner ner ne ner ner[/size] [size=78%] [/size]

[Padge]

     me too Woollyval......flippin priceless

[deepinthewoods]

i want some of karens brown mud!

[little blue]

hippy sh*t ... sounds Groooovy!

I didn't mean to sound competative, that's not me at all. I just have alot of mud!

[clydesdaleclopper]

Mud with what looks horribly like the corpse of something that was small and squeaky in it

Well if we are taking that line I can offer 2 partially decomposed moles - both artfully rearranged by a toddler with a penchant for throwing stones at small corpses    I think I have the next Damien Hirst in training

[Womble]

Darn, looks like the market in mud has been cornered already.

I do have a nettle taller than me though. I know, because it stung me on the nose when I was taking the rubbish out just now.

[colliewoman]

hippy sh*t ... sounds Groooovy!

I didn't mean to sound competative, that's not me at all. I just have alot of mud!

I'm only having a giggle sweet

[colliewoman]

I can also offer any amount of fallen over hay.
Standing crops are just soooo last year

[Polished Arrow]

 


I feel better now.  Thanks for the laughs!
                       
TAS = MUD^MUD


Good luck with the nettle sales. 
If we make sufficient profit from these sidelines, we could have a Christmas party - for free 

[colliewoman]

Seriously, Selling dried nettles and boxes of fresh green forage (weeds) online has paid for the rescue rabbits vaccinations, and gone a fair way into the cost of a spay
I am so chuffed you would not believe!

[jaykay]

Good result 

[deepinthewoods]

Seriously, Selling dried nettles and boxes of fresh green forage (weeds) online has paid for the rescue rabbits vaccinations, and gone a fair way into the cost of a spay
I am so chuffed you would not believe!

cw, maybe you should also diversify into sand for arabs?