I can't grow rhubarb. It's embarrassing, I know, but there your are. Over the past five years I have planted several crowns, from friends and from garden centres, but they hang on for months and even put out a feeble shoot in the spring but eventually they just fade away.
I have made planting holes and filled them with compost. I have fed them. I have starved them. I have watered them and I have kept them dry to no avail.
At the moment there are three feeble specimens in a nice bed - two from a retail chain and one from a friend. They have wilting leaves and little or no growth and I know they will soon pass over.
Last night I read that they are acid lovers and I live in limestone country. They've been pissing me off for years, so tonight I'm going to do the same to them.