Author Topic: Best April Fools Gag (Read 2385 times)

HappyHippy · « **on:** April 02, 2009, 09:09:25 am »

I know that every year the same old gags are played to trick people

But I heard a REALLY good one

It's a wee bit rude................so if you're easily offended, watch out.
(Can't disclose the identity of the people concerned.....but it wasn't me !)

A man wakes up on 1st April and turns to his wife of over 30 years - 'Darling - could you feel my scrotum and tell me if I've got a lump' after 5 minutes of examination his wife says 'no, I don't feel any lumps' to which he replied 'no, neither could I' and we wondered why he was smiling

Needless to say when we tried to pull our own gag on this man, we were rumbled instantly and told the above story - you've got to be up early to catch HIM out !