I don't know how likely anyone would want to do this but I would so love to have a holiday....
Is there anyone out there, who would like to have a pair of Glastonbury Festival tickets, plus the use of my static with comfy bed, hot shower and loo (within 5 minute walk of the pyramid stage, I live that close) in exchange for feeding my looking after my goats, sheep and birdies during the festival?
The animals live a 10 minute walk in the opposite direction and would need to be done twice everyday.
I thought it was going to be too cheeky to ask, but then I found out what some people pay for legit tickets to festivals after they have sold out
I would leave plenty of food for both animals and caretakers, and you can help yourself to anything from the gardens, and all the eggs you could possibly want.
Watcha think?