Author Topic: Male for stud!! (Read 3223 times)

pigsatlesrues · « **on:** March 20, 2009, 11:08:33 pm »

I cannot stop laughing.

We have two giant boars, just waiting for some new ladies to lurve!!!! A gentleman called at the house today. He spoke very fast French - now my French isn't bad and I got the gist of his conversation. He wanted a male for stud - well hey we have a pig farm so I assumed ..... It turns out that it is Homer our Turkey he wants to rent for his two ladies. He saw him from the road. Well poor Homer has been without his Marge for sometime now since the fox took her and her sister Betty (John shut them out by mistake one night - MEN!). So, whether Homer is up to the challenge I have no idea. The ladies arrive tommorrow for a week of sh*****g! It could be embarrassing, since his only interest in life seem to be chasing Deefor Dawg, our yellow Lab.

I will let you know if he is UP to it! $:-\$

Don't you let me down my boy!

Kate

carl · « **Reply #1 on:** March 21, 2009, 09:39:39 am »

snuggle time homer.

pigsatlesrues · « **Reply #2 on:** March 21, 2009, 10:50:46 am »

Actually three girlies turned up this morning not the two we were expecting.

What can I say, John has locked them in the 'Love Shack' and OMG I didn't know he had it in him. I told John to go and buy him a packet of 'fags'!!!

Kate