Coppers eh!

I took the second route and could see blue lights flashing behind me all the way so indicated and pulled into a lay-by.
The dear police officer( who had evidently had a sense-of- humour by-pass) asked me what I thought I was doing driving at 25m.p.h. down a dual carriageway. I explained and he told me that he had pulled in behind me with his hazards going to protect me from being hit from behind. "That was kind" I said. He then gave me a severe telling off and said I should have gone through the town. "And held up all the traffic", said I "Not to mention being beeped at, sworn at and called a stupid old cow" (which always upsets me beyond reason)
NOW THEN, as the copper came up to my Landie and stood at the window, I undid my seat belt. He could clearly see me doing this. And that, said he is technically a £60 fine. What, for driving too slowly, said I. No, he said, for not wearing a seatbelt. I made a joke of it (he didn't smile) and eventually he told me to re-join the traffic.
I did notice that his protection of me stopped then as he roared off and left me to fate.

I had to take it in then and couldn't wait to be towed as I wouldn't have been able to get up to feed my stock and then my pigs would have made their bid for freedom........you know how it goes!