Author Topic: Free to a good home - one homo sapiens - male  (Read 12117 times)

Fronhaul

  • Joined Jun 2011
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Free to a good home - one homo sapiens - male
« on: September 20, 2011, 04:58:23 pm »
Or how not to murder a husband who fills the Landrover up with petrol (and yes it is a diesel one) while towing a trailer loaded with 20 sheep and with 3 dogs in the back of the Landrover.

I was so excited to collect the new Shetland babies and it was with a silly smile I peered in at them when we stopped for fuel.  Little did I realise what was to follow.  I wandered into the shop to grab a sandwich for us only to be faced minutes later by a white faced husband who confessed he had just filled up with petrol instead of diesel.  We were soon to realise just how special some of our friends were as rescue came in the form of a friend and his partner with a smaller trailer as their vehicle cannot pull ours.  In what seemed like next to no time the 20 ewe lambs had been squashed into the smaller trailer via the side doors of both trailers, and dogs had been extricated from the Landrover which by this time was high on the back of a rescue vehicle and transferred to the van. 

Some three hours later while the new shetlands were inspecting their field and munching happily a very sad husband returned clutching a rather large bill for sorting out the mess.   :sheep: :dog:

I realise that I would probably have to pay someone to take him away and I have to confess that he has his uses - and in fact sad to say he can now reverse a trailer far better than me.  So I guess I have forgiven him.


mmu

  • Joined Aug 2011
  • Aberdeenshire
Re: Free to a good home - one homo sapiens - male
« Reply #1 on: September 20, 2011, 05:36:17 pm »
Now that story really strikes home!
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Greenerlife

  • Joined Mar 2009
  • Leafy Surrey
Re: Free to a good home - one homo sapiens - male
« Reply #2 on: September 20, 2011, 06:04:23 pm »
Eek!  That's an expensive story!

rather than pay for someone to take him - how about using him as a human bollard for practising your reversing technique?   ;D

mmu

  • Joined Aug 2011
  • Aberdeenshire
Re: Free to a good home - one homo sapiens - male
« Reply #3 on: September 20, 2011, 06:46:12 pm »
Nice one!
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darkbrowneggs

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Re: Free to a good home - one homo sapiens - male
« Reply #4 on: September 20, 2011, 06:54:36 pm »
Logged on to find this thread title followed by one headed "Castration"  :o
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Skirza

  • Joined Mar 2011
Re: Free to a good home - one homo sapiens - male
« Reply #5 on: September 20, 2011, 07:10:56 pm »
Bless him!!! And I bet when he's with his mates they spend the whole time tutting about us women  ;)

little blue

  • Joined Jun 2009
  • Derbyshire
Re: Free to a good home - one homo sapiens - male
« Reply #6 on: September 20, 2011, 07:34:40 pm »
Bless him!!! And I bet when he's with his mates they spend the whole time tutting about us women  ;)
I bet he doesn't tell his mates HE put the wrong fuel in!!
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Blinkers

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Re: Free to a good home - one homo sapiens - male
« Reply #7 on: September 20, 2011, 07:41:35 pm »
Oooooops  ::) He was probably soooo excited about those new sheep too  ;D ;) and just .....ermmm....forgot? :-\
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Rosemary

  • Joined Oct 2007
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Re: Free to a good home - one homo sapiens - male
« Reply #8 on: September 20, 2011, 07:52:13 pm »
Poor guy  ;D

knightquest

  • Joined May 2010
  • Birmingham
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Re: Free to a good home - one homo sapiens - male
« Reply #9 on: September 20, 2011, 08:07:20 pm »
Did he start the engine before he realised?

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Dan

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Re: Free to a good home - one homo sapiens - male
« Reply #10 on: September 20, 2011, 09:19:08 pm »
What a shame, we all make mistakes, just some are better at it than others!  :D

Glad you got there in the end, pity about the bill though.  :(

jaykay

  • Joined Aug 2012
  • Cumbria/N Yorks border
Re: Free to a good home - one homo sapiens - male
« Reply #11 on: September 20, 2011, 09:31:57 pm »
Oh no, what a nightmare  :o Good mates are priceless  ;D

Roxy

  • Joined May 2009
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Re: Free to a good home - one homo sapiens - male
« Reply #12 on: September 20, 2011, 10:23:22 pm »
I used to work for a big breakdown recovery company, and you would not believe how many calls we had to rescue people who had put the wrong fuel in their vehicle!!  Funny enough, most of them realised before they started the car up.  And wait for it .....most of the culprits were men :)

What would upset me is paying for the fuel I had put in, watching it be drained out, and then have to pay to fill up again .....not to mention the bill for the recovery!!!

Penninehillbilly

  • Joined Sep 2011
  • West Yorks
Re: Free to a good home - one homo sapiens - male
« Reply #13 on: September 20, 2011, 11:09:30 pm »
easily done, esp when you have 2 motors on different fuel, and yes, my OH as done it too, (I think it was petrol into  a deisel) called me to go down with plastic drums and we syphoned it out, cleared whatever needed clearing and refilled, (He CAN be very clever at times ;D) only trouble was, he left the fuel where he was working that day and it was just before some sort of fuel shortage, we never saw the cans fo fuel again!

SallyintNorth

  • Joined Feb 2011
  • Cornwall
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Re: Free to a good home - one homo sapiens - male
« Reply #14 on: September 20, 2011, 11:54:55 pm »
My sister has done it not once but twice.  The second time she had to lie down in front of the car to stop the service station staff moving it as it was blocking the fuel pumps.  Having done it once before she knew how much damage it would do to start the engine.  ::)

Congratulations Fronhaul on your new Shetlands - and on having one over on your hubby for - the - rest - of - his - life!    ;D ;D
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