[SallyintNorth]

Whenever I am tempted to think I have scribed something so perfectly there is no way anyone could misinterpret it, I remind myself of this 7-word sentence and its 6 different meanings.

I never said he stole the money.

Now read it again, six times.  Each time, stress a different word.

I never said he stole the money.

I never said he stole the money.

I never said he stole the money.

I never said he stole the money.

I never said he stole the money.

I never said he stole the money.

[Rosemary]

 

[jaykay]

Ha, very good! 

[Miss Piggy]

 

[little blue]

maybe needs to be made a "sticky" thread ... seems to have been alot of mis-interpretation of things posted on here lately.
or maybe just some very sensitive readers?

*ducks and hides!*

[Rosemary]

I is a delicate flower, whot has to be cherished 

[little blue]

I is a delicate flower, whot has to be cherished 

  me too!

(I meant the folk that up and leave - half the time I can't see why: I must be insensitve!)

[john and helen]

i blame it on the water..there is always something in the water 

[doganjo]

Fish? 

[john and helen]

Fish? 

   

[langfauld easycare]

Whenever I am tempted to think I have scribed something so perfectly there is no way anyone could misinterpret it, I remind myself of this 7-word sentence and its 6 different meanings.

I never said he stole the money.
Now read it again, six times.  Each time, stress a different word.

I never said he stole the money.

I never said he stole the money.

I never said he stole the money.

I never said he stole the money.

I never said he stole the money.

I never said he stole the money.

who did steal it then 

[JulieWall]

Whenever I am tempted to think I have scribed something so perfectly there is no way anyone could misinterpret it, I remind myself of this 7-word sentence and its 6 different meanings.

I never said he stole the money.

Now read it again, six times.  Each time, stress a different word.

I never said he stole the money.

I never said he stole the money.

I never said he stole the money.

I never said he stole the money.

I never said he stole the money.

I never said he stole the money.

Don't forget your final instructions;

Don't listen to the money men - they know the price of everything and the value of nothing   

[The_Hawthorne_Pack]

so who did steal the money then?

[SallyintNorth]

I never said he stole the money

[Womble]

Actually I don't think anybody said the money had been stolen at all. You're just reading too much into things HP  .