Yes, we all started as newbies when we had our first goat!! And we all have to learn. Even 35 years later, I do wonder why I have not been driven round the bend by some of their antics. I can still remember my very first goat of my own when was 17. Tanya a BT female kid, which I bottle fed. In those days it was the old fashioned baby bottle with baby teat. Tanya used to pull the teat off sometimes in her eagerness. I honestly thought at first she was swallowing the teat and was so worried - until when I cleaned her out, there they were in the bedding
People often come and ask me about goat keeping. I tend to offer the same advice. Do not start out with a milking goat if you cannot milk. Its no use thinking "oh I will soon learn". It is not easy, and especially so with some goats who take the hump if you are not mlking right, and refuse to let the milk down. Then you have the added issues of mastitis etc. And never just have one goat on its own, they need company. A couple of kids would be ideal for newcomers to goats .....you have time to see how goat keeping works, before its time to breed from them.
Also the amount of people who have asked if they can borrow two goats to "clear the brambles and nettles etc. as goats eat anything" Yes, goats are browsers, and prefer branches etc. than grass if given the choice, but brambles can cause all sorts of problems, and it concerns me that people think they can live on fresh air.