Loving Gadaffi Duck and Atilla the Hen. Can't compete with those. (Mental note, gonna TRY! Give me time!)
It took me a while to get the hang of chickens. When, less than 12 months after the first batch, I brought my 11th pullet home, I realised that of the first 10 I'd bought only 5 were still alive.
So I called her Arfer. 'Arfer chance o' living.