but can resist a little giggle.
We have a security guard in the field (no, not guarding my animals, he is watching the steel road the leccy company have put in while they upgrade the high wires!) I was bringing Paddy and Jasmine the goats up the farm track as he drove down to take up his post, this evening. As Jasmine was walking along the wall, he slowed down. Anyway, he said what a nice goat Paddy was, and told me he had been stroking him in the field yesterday.
Anyone who has smelt a billy goat will know how the smell lingers, and if it gets on your hands ......I have been giggling all evening, thinking of the man sat in his cabin wondering what the smell was, all night.
Really I should have told him not to stroke Paddy under any circumstances - but I didn't!!!