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MrRee

  • Joined Jan 2008
Security Alert....
« on: December 06, 2008, 08:39:45 pm »
.... through my contacts in the security industry,I have learnt that terrorists are planting small explosive devices intins of  Alphabet Spaghetti,if they explode,it could spell disaster........  Ree
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doganjo

  • Joined Aug 2012
    • Clackmannanshire
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Re: Security Alert....
« Reply #1 on: December 06, 2008, 08:43:32 pm »
Ree, is this really genuine?  It is horrible if it is and a sick joke if it isn't.  Lots of children love this spaghetti.
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Fluffywelshsheep

  • Joined Oct 2007
    • Near Stirling, Central Scotland
Re: Security Alert....
« Reply #2 on: December 06, 2008, 09:18:06 pm »
lol
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doganjo

  • Joined Aug 2012
    • Clackmannanshire
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Re: Security Alert....
« Reply #3 on: December 06, 2008, 09:29:05 pm »
Guess this is a hoax - but NOT funny!!!!!!!!!
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Rosemary

  • Joined Oct 2007
    • Barry, Angus, Scotland
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Re: Security Alert....
« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2008, 01:54:33 pm »
It could also spell happiness!

I thought it was funny. When I read it the second time!
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Fluffywelshsheep

  • Joined Oct 2007
    • Near Stirling, Central Scotland
Re: Security Alert....
« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2008, 02:02:06 pm »
I though it was funny but i do have a weird sense of humour!!!!!
It's a retake of and old joke I think.

Linz
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doganjo

  • Joined Aug 2012
    • Clackmannanshire
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Re: Security Alert....
« Reply #6 on: December 07, 2008, 02:33:18 pm »
I'm just too serious minded I guess - I hadn't thought of the implications of the spaghetti - now if you had said beans .............................. ;) ;D ;D ;D
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Fluffywelshsheep

  • Joined Oct 2007
    • Near Stirling, Central Scotland
Re: Security Alert....
« Reply #7 on: December 07, 2008, 02:42:54 pm »
lol
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garden cottage

  • Joined Sep 2008
    • forest of dean
Re: Security Alert....
« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2008, 05:18:45 am »
Two policemen are called to the scene of a crime in a convenience store. One asks the manager what happened.
He replies "There's a man over there covered in Corn Flakes and he's dead."
"That's odd," said the first policeman, "didn't we have one covered in Bran Flakes yesterday? And another covered in Wheata Flakes last week?"
"Your right" said the second policeman. "This must be the work of a cereal killer."

 ;D ;D ;D
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doganjo

  • Joined Aug 2012
    • Clackmannanshire
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Re: Security Alert....
« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2008, 12:23:12 pm »
That's one for my grandchildren after Christmas Dinner, I think.  Just to shop Grannie is not as old as they think! ;D ;D ;D
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juliag

  • Joined Nov 2008
    • Wanstrow somerset
Re: Security Alert....
« Reply #10 on: December 22, 2008, 03:17:39 pm »
I think its really funny, nice to have something to smile about!! :D
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sandy

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Re: Security Alert....
« Reply #11 on: January 03, 2009, 07:50:51 pm »
I remember working at an upper School and one of the students had been home for lunch and said, very seriously " there has been a break in at the battery factory, the thiefs took several batteries" (a local industry) but the police caught the robbers and are holding them on charge! I did not get that joke at first!!!
Sandy
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