My neighbour and I live at the wrong side of the tracks obviously! We are the only two houses in Clackmannan that have had no water since 23rd December between 1,30 and 3,30 pm. How can I be so precise?

Because I had lunch around 1pm, including a cup of tea having run just enough from tap to kettle for one mug, then went out shopping, my neighbours were out before me but got back at 3,30 - the water was on when I left and off when they came back. Strange coincidence then that on my visit to have my hair done in the village my hairdresser told me that there was a burst water main pouring water down the hill, we looked out and it had been turned down but not stopped. To get to our two houses the water falls about 100 feet from the mains pipe, then has to go up about 10/15 feet to get over the railway bridge. I reckon if they turned the pressure down it wouldn't be able to get up that distance and it froze or just can't get over to us. Logic? Oh, no! Scottish Water don't know why we have had no water for three weeks, they think the pipes between their toby and our houses must be frozen - even though it happened in the middle of the day when the temperature was raised! I am dirty, my hair is dirty, my dogs are dirty, their beds are dirty, my bed is dirty, my dishes are dirty, their dishes are dirty, my loos are dirty.

I had the embarrassing ignominy the other day of having to ask my daughter if I smell when she visited with my grandchildren.

For God's sake don't any of you visit me for at least 4 weeks after the water comes back on - IF it ever does.

And don't anyone say anything about 3rd World countries. Yes, we have running water, but we also have systems that need it to function. It is what we are used to. Flushing loos, washing machines, dishwashers, showers, baths. Please, please can I have my 1st World life back!
