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Author Topic: Limericks. Smallholder style.  (Read 7545 times)

Bright Raven

  • Joined May 2010
    • North Shropshire
Limericks. Smallholder style.
« on: December 16, 2010, 07:07:50 pm »
This bright accidental smallholder,
Has wisdom to fill a small folder,
I will do things my way,
Bodge and dodge every day,
Self sufficiancy just makes me bolder.
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Julia xxx 3 acres and a day job!!!! Chickens, Turkeys, Sheep, Pigs, Veggies and Homebrew. Husband, son, pets, chutney and music.
If I am here it's because I am putting my feet up!

sheila

  • Joined Apr 2008
    • Mablethorpe Lincolnshire
Re: Limericks. Smallholder style.
« Reply #1 on: December 16, 2010, 07:12:57 pm »
Very good!
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faith0504

  • Joined Aug 2010
    • Cairngorms
  • take it easy and chill
    • blaemuir cottage
Re: Limericks. Smallholder style.
« Reply #2 on: December 16, 2010, 07:40:26 pm »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Bright Raven

  • Joined May 2010
    • North Shropshire
Re: Limericks. Smallholder style.
« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2010, 08:39:14 am »
Ok, here is a starter for us to share........

My sheep are stuck to the ground, .......
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Julia xxx 3 acres and a day job!!!! Chickens, Turkeys, Sheep, Pigs, Veggies and Homebrew. Husband, son, pets, chutney and music.
If I am here it's because I am putting my feet up!

manian

  • Joined Sep 2010
Re: Limericks. Smallholder style.
« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2010, 11:37:23 am »
my turkeys are table bound
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faith0504

  • Joined Aug 2010
    • Cairngorms
  • take it easy and chill
    • blaemuir cottage
Re: Limericks. Smallholder style.
« Reply #5 on: December 18, 2010, 05:08:17 pm »
my mistletoe is hung
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little blue

  • Joined Jun 2009
    • Derbyshire
Re: Limericks. Smallholder style.
« Reply #6 on: December 18, 2010, 06:24:32 pm »
the carols are sung
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Little Blue

Bright Raven

  • Joined May 2010
    • North Shropshire
Re: Limericks. Smallholder style.
« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2010, 08:15:51 am »
Isn't it time we relaxed and unwound?
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Julia xxx 3 acres and a day job!!!! Chickens, Turkeys, Sheep, Pigs, Veggies and Homebrew. Husband, son, pets, chutney and music.
If I am here it's because I am putting my feet up!

Rosemary

  • Joined Oct 2007
    • Barry, Angus, Scotland
    • The Accidental Smallholder
Re: Limericks. Smallholder style.
« Reply #8 on: December 19, 2010, 09:18:52 am »
If only. Off to dig snow.

Very good limerick. Next one...

There was a smallholder with pigglies
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HappyHippy

  • Guest
Re: Limericks. Smallholder style.
« Reply #9 on: December 19, 2010, 09:31:13 am »
Very good BR, I'll have a go with this one  ;)  ;D
Quote from: Rosemary on December 19, 2010, 09:18:52 am
There was a smallholder with pigglies
Who was prone to attacks of the gigglies
When'er they were stuck,
waist deep in the muck..........
(Can't think of the last line though !)
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Bright Raven

  • Joined May 2010
    • North Shropshire
Re: Limericks. Smallholder style.
« Reply #10 on: December 19, 2010, 10:07:26 am »

There was a smallholder with pigglies
Who was prone to attacks of the gigglies
When'er they were stuck,
waist deep in the muck..........
She'd just laugh at their fat porcine wigglies.
« Last Edit: December 19, 2010, 10:09:22 am by Bright Raven »
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Julia xxx 3 acres and a day job!!!! Chickens, Turkeys, Sheep, Pigs, Veggies and Homebrew. Husband, son, pets, chutney and music.
If I am here it's because I am putting my feet up!

HappyHippy

  • Guest
Re: Limericks. Smallholder style.
« Reply #11 on: December 19, 2010, 10:18:43 am »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D
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Rosemary

  • Joined Oct 2007
    • Barry, Angus, Scotland
    • The Accidental Smallholder
Re: Limericks. Smallholder style.
« Reply #12 on: December 19, 2010, 01:56:09 pm »
Brilliant!

There was a smallholder in France...
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HappyHippy

  • Guest
Re: Limericks. Smallholder style.
« Reply #13 on: December 19, 2010, 02:45:24 pm »
who tried teaching their chickens to dance
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Bright Raven

  • Joined May 2010
    • North Shropshire
Re: Limericks. Smallholder style.
« Reply #14 on: December 19, 2010, 02:57:21 pm »
But while learning to jive,
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Julia xxx 3 acres and a day job!!!! Chickens, Turkeys, Sheep, Pigs, Veggies and Homebrew. Husband, son, pets, chutney and music.
If I am here it's because I am putting my feet up!
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