[Daveravey]

Don't you just hate it when the phone rings as your heading out the door, you run back to answer, tripping over  the dug & kids etc, only for the muppets to hang up when you answer ?

This has happened to me 7 times today so far   

Try 1471 & they've witheld their number..... what's all that about   

[robert waddell]

may be somebody wanting to rob you ??                  i like the foreign cold callers once gave him such a dogging his suppervisor called back only to get  some of the same tounge lashing

[Daveravey]

Hahahahaha

I usualy take the piss with them.... " hello hello, can't quite hear you" in as broad a Peterhead accent as i can... works a treat. Or "Hello, war office, are you looking for a fight ?"

We're ex directory now, so don't get many these days, which is a shame   

[robert waddell]

o no i was not as polite as you we were expecting plod to come to us

[Daveravey]

Stuff them, if they phone you, you can't be held responsable for your mood at the time   

[Rosemary]

Banks. For reasons I can't go into here. Who the F**k's money do they think it is?

[robert waddell]

rosemary  you have started you will need to spill the cash  my oppinion is they should not have been bailed out robbing money grabbing bar stewards

[northfifeduckling]

Here it tends to be people who cold call and check the TPR while they dial at random - hang up in the "oops" moment - I hope  - not robbers!!!

[knightquest]

We get literally hundreds of cold calls a month at our shop. The ones I REALLY hate are the ones where it's a bleedin computer voice, not even a human............I could smash the phone!

ian

[robert waddell]

done that it was a mobile stupid woman said it could still have sex i said it could not and demonstrated to that effect with a ratchet then down the phone came the voice i will send him a new one

[doganjo]

Hahahahaha

I usualy take the piss with them.... " hello hello, can't quite hear you" in as broad a Peterhead accent as i can... works a treat. Or "Hello, war office, are you looking for a fight ?"

We're ex directory now, so don't get many these days, which is a shame   

So it's you that's been ringing me and making me trip over the dugs 

[morri2]

I keep getting companies phoning me asking how I cope with my debts!  I don't have any debts, I don't even have any money to spend most of the time so I'm hardly likely to have any debts - lets face it, the banks will only lend you money if you've already got some to start with -  and if I did have debts I'd sort them out myself.  I even got a text message to my mobile asking me to 'call this number urgently as we need to speak to you about your debts!! These people are so low.  All this to get a bit of business.  Well not from me - I've stopped answering the phone unless I recognise the number.  Oh yes, BT!! Nearly forgot about them.  They phone me up trying to sell me stuff at the most inopportune times - 6pm or thereabouts is normal for them - just as I'm dishing up the kids dinner. Makes me so MAD!

[Sandy]

I am far too nice most of the time but after being wound up by constant funny calls I may just blow my top at a nice one!!!!!!!!!AAAARrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrHH

[Daveravey]

Hahahahaha

I usualy take the piss with them.... " hello hello, can't quite hear you" in as broad a Peterhead accent as i can... works a treat. Or "Hello, war office, are you looking for a fight ?"

We're ex directory now, so don't get many these days, which is a shame   

So it's you that's been ringing me and making me trip over the dugs 

Wisnae me Annie, honest   

[Bright Raven]

unsolicited phone calls ......... don't hang up. Leave them in an empty bucket and walk away. They pay for the call for as long as the line is connected. MMMMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmooooohhha ha ha ha ha.