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sheila

  • Joined Apr 2008
  • Mablethorpe Lincolnshire
a ghost story
« on: December 09, 2010, 10:38:05 pm »




 










A man was walking home alone late one foggy night,

When behind him he hears:



BUMP...




BUMP...



BUMP...
Walking faster, he looks back and through the fog he makes out the image of an upright coffin banging its way down the middle of the street toward him.

BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...
Terrified, the man begins to run toward his home, the coffin bouncing quickly behind him

FASTER...

FASTER...


BUMP...

BUMP...

BUMP...
He runs up to his door, fumbles with his keys, opens the door, rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him.

However, the coffin crashes through his door, with the lid of the coffin clapping


Clappity-BUMP...

Clappity-BUMP...
Clappity-BUMP...

On his heels, the terrified man runs.

Rushing upstairs to the bathroom, the man locks himself in. His heart is pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing gasps.

With a loud CRASH the coffin breaks down the door.

Bumping and clapping toward him.

The man screams and reaches for something, anything,
But all he can find is a bottle of cough syrup!


Desperate, he throws the cough syrup at the casket...





And,





















The coffin stops!

 

knightquest

  • Joined May 2010
  • Birmingham
    • Knight Pet Supplies
Re: a ghost story
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2010, 11:25:32 pm »
Oh NO, NO, NO, NO........................That's just wrong!  :D :D :D

Ian
Ian (me), Diane (my wife) and 4 dogs. Ollie (Lab mix) , Quest (Malamute), Gazer and Boris (Leonbergers)

RUSTYME

  • Joined Oct 2009
Re: a ghost story
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2010, 11:31:54 pm »
lol...yep ... it's not the cough that carries you off , it's the coffin they carry you off in !!!!

cheers

Russ

Rosemary

  • Joined Oct 2007
  • Barry, Angus, Scotland
    • The Accidental Smallholder
Re: a ghost story
« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2010, 09:31:19 am »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Daisys Mum

  • Joined May 2009
  • Scottish Borders
Re: a ghost story
« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2010, 07:35:01 pm »

Like it  ;D ;D ;D
Anne

 

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