A farmahnd is driving the line in his 4x4 pickup, checking fences, when he hits a pig. He dosen't know what to do, so he phones his boss up on the mobile and says"Boss I've just hit a pig and it is stuck in the bull bars on the frount of the pickup - what should i do?"
The farmer thinks a bit and then says"Is it still alive?" "Yeah." "In that case, there is a rifle in the back of the pickup. Take it out, put it between its eyes and shoot. When it collapses, you should be able to pull it free of the bars." Five minites later, the farmhand is back on the phone, "Well, says the farmer did you shoot it?"
"Yeah." "So what's the problem now?" "I did like you said", says the farmhand "I shot it and pulled it free, but i still can't get going."
"Why not?"
"Because his moterbike is still stuck under the truck and the blue light is jammed in the whell arch."
Topic: Car Accident (Read 2981 times)
