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Fluffywelshsheep

  • Joined Oct 2007
  • Near Stirling, Central Scotland
OH my everwomen wonder lotion.
« on: October 27, 2008, 07:21:33 pm »
Yet another book from the library It is give a Herbal tonic fo firming lotion for your boobs

225g (8oz) lady's mantle leaves and/or flowers
600ml(1 pint) of freshly boiled filtered,mineral or rainwater

Place the leaves and flowers in a large, heatproof bowl and pour over the boiling water to make a tisane. Steep fr 10 minutes and allow to cool. Soak 2 muslin cloths - or face flannels - in the liquid, wring the excess back in to bowl and place the cloths over both breast . Relax for 10- 15 min. Pour rest of liquid into a screw-top jar and store in the fridge. Repeat daily. 
« Last Edit: October 28, 2008, 07:07:04 pm by Fluffywelshsheep »

Fluffywelshsheep

  • Joined Oct 2007
  • Near Stirling, Central Scotland
Re: OH my everwomen wonder lotion.
« Reply #1 on: October 27, 2008, 07:22:45 pm »
the book is called 'the ultimate natural beauty book by Josephine Fairley
linz

rustyme

  • Guest
Re: OH my everwomen wonder lotion.
« Reply #2 on: October 27, 2008, 07:32:54 pm »
RELAX !!!!! for 10 minutes...??????  some chance of that now.....!!!!  :D ;D :o ::)

Fluffywelshsheep

  • Joined Oct 2007
  • Near Stirling, Central Scotland
Re: OH my everwomen wonder lotion.
« Reply #3 on: October 27, 2008, 07:53:32 pm »
lol do you need to relax for 10 min your a man you don't need to rest lol

Ladys mantel looks like this btw
Alchemilla mollis
taken from http://www.anniesannuals.com/signs/a/images/alchemilla_mollis_select.jpg

garden cottage

  • Joined Sep 2008
  • forest of dean
Re: OH my everwomen wonder lotion.
« Reply #4 on: October 27, 2008, 08:39:25 pm »
linz what can i say, had a good old chuckle on this one!...............neil

Rosemary

  • Joined Oct 2007
  • Barry, Angus, Scotland
    • The Accidental Smallholder
Re: OH my everwomen wonder lotion.
« Reply #5 on: October 27, 2008, 08:42:51 pm »
Crikey, Linz, cold liquid out of the fridge will firm almost anything.

Fluffywelshsheep

  • Joined Oct 2007
  • Near Stirling, Central Scotland
Re: OH my everwomen wonder lotion.
« Reply #6 on: October 28, 2008, 07:07:53 pm »
lol I wound imagine you would leave it the warm up before uses, but at the moment you wont need to put it in the fridge just put it outside lol.

dreamer

  • Joined Apr 2009
  • ilkeston derbyshire
Re: OH my everwomen wonder lotion.
« Reply #7 on: April 25, 2009, 02:53:21 pm »
hmmmmm i have this growing in the garden but i think i may have left any firming tooooooo late lol

sandy

  • Guest
Re: OH my everwomen wonder lotion.
« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2009, 07:15:38 pm »
Bloody hell!!!!!! has anyone tried it yet? My daughter has just posted something on her blog about firming boobs, I prefer mine soft, how can you turn over in bed with big firm cousions? I like nice soft things!!!!!!

Womble

  • Joined Mar 2009
  • Stirlingshire, Central Scotland
Re: OH my everwomen wonder lotion.
« Reply #9 on: April 26, 2009, 08:55:00 pm »
lol do you need to relax for 10 min your a man you don't need to rest lol

Er, it seems quite likely he also doesn't need a lotion for firming up his boobs! (though perhaps I should speak for myself!!  :D)
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