Sounds as if the knacker would be your best bet, ie the company which collects fallen stock for incineration. They collect any day of the week, but you need to have him penned up ready. If you're anything like me, you point the driver, the man with the humane destroyer in the direction of the tup, then say 'give me a minute' and go and hide in the house til he's gone. For your tup, that will be the quickest and most stress free solution.