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sheila

  • Joined Apr 2008
  • Mablethorpe Lincolnshire
government job
« on: September 18, 2010, 12:15:36 pm »
 Subject: Government Job
 A guy goes to the Government Office to apply for a job.

The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?"

He replies, "Yes - coffee."

"Have you ever been in the military service?"

"Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for two years."

The interviewer says,"That will give you 5 extra points towards employment."
Then he asks,"Are you disabled in any way?"

The guy says,"Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both of my testicles."

The interviewer grimaces and then says, "O.K. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow from 10:00AM every day."

The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M., why do you want me to start here from10:00 A.M.?"

"This is a government job," the inter-viewer says, "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point you coming in for that."

Sylvia

  • Joined Aug 2009
Re: government job
« Reply #1 on: September 18, 2010, 04:34:13 pm »
Where do you get them from ;D ;D

Daveravey

  • Joined Jul 2009
  • Fife
Re: government job
« Reply #2 on: September 18, 2010, 05:06:51 pm »
 :D :D :D :D

Daisys Mum

  • Joined May 2009
  • Scottish Borders
Re: government job
« Reply #3 on: September 18, 2010, 10:14:53 pm »

 ;D ;D ;D
Anne

Rosemary

  • Joined Oct 2007
  • Barry, Angus, Scotland
    • The Accidental Smallholder
Re: government job
« Reply #4 on: September 19, 2010, 11:42:18 am »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

Hilarysmum

  • Joined Oct 2007
Re: government job
« Reply #5 on: September 19, 2010, 12:02:00 pm »
Must have been French

sheardale

  • Joined Apr 2009
  • Dollar, Clacks, Scotland
Re: government job
« Reply #6 on: September 19, 2010, 12:05:19 pm »
good one

 

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