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sheila

  • Joined Apr 2008
  • Mablethorpe Lincolnshire
sexy tractor
« on: September 17, 2010, 10:25:28 am »
Paddy is passing by Mick's hay shed one day when through a gap in the door he sees Mick doing a slow and sensual striptease in front of an old red Massey Ferguson.
 
 Buttocks clenched he performs a slow pirouette and gently slides off first the right welly, followed by the left.
 
He then hunches his shoulders forward and in a classic striptease move lets his braces fall down from his shoulders to dangle by his hips over his corduroy trousers .
 
Grabbing both sides of his check shirt he rips it apart to reveal his tea stained vest underneath and with a final flourish he hurls his flat cap on to a pile of hay.
 
'What on earth are you doing Mick' says Paddy
 
 'Jeez Paddy, ye frightened the livin bejasus out of me'  says an obviously embarrassed Mick, 'but me and the Missus been having some trouble lately in the bedroom department, and the Therapist suggested I do something sexy to a tractor . "


Daisys Mum

  • Joined May 2009
  • Scottish Borders
Re: sexy tractor
« Reply #1 on: September 17, 2010, 10:27:27 am »

 :o ;D ;D ;D
Anne

Daveravey

  • Joined Jul 2009
  • Fife
Re: sexy tractor
« Reply #2 on: September 17, 2010, 10:41:58 am »
 :D :D :D

Rosemary

  • Joined Oct 2007
  • Barry, Angus, Scotland
    • The Accidental Smallholder
Re: sexy tractor
« Reply #3 on: September 17, 2010, 11:50:22 am »
 ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D

egglady

  • Joined Jun 2009
Re: sexy tractor
« Reply #4 on: September 17, 2010, 02:37:04 pm »
i love this, hubby says in the 20+ years we've been together it's my best joke!

sheardale

  • Joined Apr 2009
  • Dollar, Clacks, Scotland
Re: sexy tractor
« Reply #5 on: September 17, 2010, 03:57:39 pm »
Good one                  :o ??? ::)

Dangermouse

  • Joined Feb 2010
Re: sexy tractor
« Reply #6 on: September 18, 2010, 03:46:41 pm »
Classic............ ;D ;D ;D

 

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