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sheila

  • Joined Apr 2008
    • Mablethorpe Lincolnshire
pen
« on: August 11, 2010, 02:55:48 pm »
A very tired nurse walks into a bank,

Totally exhausted after an 18-hour shift.

Preparing to write a cheque

She pulls a rectal thermometer out of her purse

And tries to write with it...

When she realises her mistake,

She looks at the flabbergasted teller

And without missing a beat, she says:

'Well, that's great....that's just great....
Some arsehole's got my pen!'
« Last Edit: August 11, 2010, 02:58:13 pm by sheila »
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Sandy

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Re: pen
« Reply #1 on: August 11, 2010, 03:23:12 pm »
Love that  ;D
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sheardale

  • Joined Apr 2009
    • Dollar, Clacks, Scotland
Re: pen
« Reply #2 on: August 11, 2010, 05:05:30 pm »
good one
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Mickyork

  • Joined Feb 2010
    • Yeadingham, North Yorkshire
Re: pen
« Reply #3 on: August 11, 2010, 08:19:28 pm »
Nice one Sheila   :) :) :)    Very funny    8) 8) 8)
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