[Alex_]

My wife found a mouse munching away on the duck food and named it Gilbert, so we layed some humane traps and caught a mouse. We later released it in a nearby park

I am hoping there isn't a nest somewhere.

Edit: Thanks for pointing that out harmony 
Don't worry I didn't force my wife to live at the park

[harmony]

[member=162324]Alex_[/member] You might wish to edit your post. Which wife was most put out? The one you trapped and rehomed at the park or the one you (hopefully) still have at home?