Author Topic: dog! (Read 3453 times)

sheila · « **on:** April 26, 2010, 09:13:12 am »

What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

Wizard · « **Reply #1 on:** April 26, 2010, 12:23:06 pm »

There must be a niche market for them Sheila They could bark and alert you but couldn't chase and bite the postman Good eh!

Rosemary · « **Reply #2 on:** April 26, 2010, 04:42:49 pm »

Woodbine, then you can take him out for a drag.

Rosemary · « **Reply #3 on:** April 26, 2010, 04:44:12 pm »

What do you call a woman with a slate on her head?

Roof

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?

Bob

doganjo · « **Reply #4 on:** April 26, 2010, 07:08:11 pm »

Rosemary you have a sick mind

but funny with it

daniellestocks · « **Reply #5 on:** April 26, 2010, 07:10:19 pm »

Rosemary · « **Reply #6 on:** April 27, 2010, 07:47:15 am »

What do you call a man with a spade in his head?

Doug.

There's a million of them

dog! - The Accidental Smallholder