why did noone warm me about this WMD? Broody hen poop isn't so bad but OMG, bright green, splatty and lots of it twice a day on the patio

it's even worse if you try and hose it away, eye watering at 10 yards!
She comes out twice a day (weather allowing) first thing and last thing, comes to find me wherever I am (and if I am away down at the chicken pens, thats a fair way to waddle) and demands the micronised flakes they get as a treat. Have tried offering her pellets but she's having none of it. So I think the micronised maize and peas have a profound effect on colour
ducklings due week after next, tiny bit excited
