[sheila]

 
 
Makes you think that one was never caught! I was always a good runner!
 
 
 
 
 
 
Two Ladies Talking in  Heaven
 
1st woman:    Hi! Wanda.
 
2nd woman:   Hi! Sylvia.  How'd you die?
 
1st woman:    I froze to death.
 
2nd woman:   How horrible!
 
1st woman:    It wasn't so bad. After I quit  shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What   about you?
 
2nd woman:   I died of a  massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act.   But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
 
1st woman:    So, what happened?
 
2nd woman:   I was so sure there was another woman somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement..  Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds.  I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
 
1st woman:   Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive. 
 

[sandy]