> Alabama ~
>
> A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired
> off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned
> alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck.
>
> "Where's Henry?" the others asked. "Henry had a stroke of
> some kind. He's a couple of miles back up the trail," the
> successful hunter replied.
>
> "You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?"
> they inquired. "Twas a tough call," nodded the hunter, "but I
> figured no one's going to steal Henry!"
>
>
> Georgia ~
>
> The owner of a golf course in Georgia was confused about
> paying an invoice, so he decided to ask his secretary for some
> mathematical help.
>
> He called her into his office and said, "You graduated from the
> University of Georgia and I need some help. If I were to give you
> $20,000, minus 14%, how much would you take off?"
>
> The secretary thought a moment, and then replied, "Everything but
> my earrings."
>
>
> Louisiana ~
>
> A Louisiana senior was overheard saying, When the end of the
> world comes, I hope to be in Louisiana." When asked why, he
> replied, "I'd rather be in Louisiana because everything happens
> here 20 years later than in the rest of the civilized world."
>
>
> Mississippi ~
>
> The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and
> said to his buddy, "Bubba, somebody just stole your pickup truck
> from the parking lot!"
>
> Bubba replied, "Did you see who it was?" The young man answered,
> "I couldn't tell, but I got the license number!"
>
>
> North Carolina ~
>
> NEWS FLASH! - North Carolina 's worst air disaster occurred when a
> small two-seater Cessna 150 plane, piloted by two University of North
> Carolina students, crashed into a cemetery earlier today.
>
> Search and rescue workers have recovered 300 bodies so far and expect
> the number to climb as digging continues into the evening. The pilot and
> co-pilot survived and are helping in the recovery efforts.
>
>
> South Carolina ~
>
> A man in South Carolina had a flat tire, pulled off on the side of the road, and
> proceeded to put a bouquet of flowers in front of the car and one behind it. He
> then got back in his car to wait.
>
> A passerby studied the scene as he drove by and was so curious he turned
> around and went back to ask the fellow what the problem was. The man replied,
> "I have a flat tire."
>
> The passerby asked, "But what's with the flowers?" The man responded, "When
> you break down they tell you to put flares in the front and flares in the back. I never
> did understand it neither."
>
>
> Tennessee ~
>
> A Tennessee State Trooper pulled over a pickup on I-65. The trooper asked,
> "Got any ID?" The driver replied, "Bout whut?"
>
>
> Texas ~
>
> The Sheriff pulled up next to the guy unloading garbage out of his pick-up
> into the ditch, and asked, "Why are you dumping garbage in the ditch?
> Don't you see that sign right over your head."
>
> "Yep", he replied, "that's why I'm dumpin it here cause it says: 'Fine For
> Dumping Garbage'."
>
>
> You can't argue with Southern logic, and say what you want about the South,
> you never hear of anyone retiring and moving North!!
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