[cameldairy]

 

 

 

   

Four Catholic men and a Catholic woman were having coffee.

The first Catholic man tells his friends,

"My son is a priest, when he  walks into a room, everyone calls him 'Father'."

The second Catholic man chirps,

 

"My son is a Bishop.  When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Grace'."

The third Catholic gent says,

"My son is a Cardinal.  When he enters a room everyone says 'Your Eminence'."
 

The fourth Catholic man then says,

"My son is the Pope.  When he walks into a room people call him 'Your Holiness'."
 

Since the lone Catholic woman was sipping her coffee in silence, the four men give her a subtle, "Well.....?"

She proudly replies,

"I have a daughter, slim, tall, 38D breast, 24" stomach and 34" hips.

When she walks into a room, people say,

"Oh My God."

 
 
 

[sandy]