Inspired by a thread in members only. Here is a little story for you
Last summer I was working in the veg garden when all hell broke out in the orchard ( the chickens residence ). I look up to see two of my girls having a tug of war with an adder

. So I spend the next 10 or 15 minutes ( felt like an hour ) trying to wrestle this adder away without getting bitten. Spent the next 10 minutes standing in the middle of the orchard astride a very shocked & dazed adder while swotting chickens away that wanted there play thing/ snack back. As all this was going on I was shouting at the top of my voice for the other half ( who is deaf as a ...... Post ). I know the rest of the village heard me shouting because I could hear my voice echoing off the mountain behind

. Anyway by the time I did finely get his attention the adder was starting to recover and was hissing to show how incredibly annoyed he was (he was bloody livid

). Adder was removes safely no chickens were bitten
Funny now very stressful at the time .
So what do your chickens do that drive you mad?