[northfifeduckling]

I only pass on the title as I was told it - don't know why he's Irish...could be anywhere, if you ask me

An Irish farmer named Seamus had a car accident.
>
> In court, the lorry company's hot-shot solicitor was questioning
> Seamus.
>
> 'Didn't you say to the Police at the scene of the accident, 'I'm
> fine?' asked the solicitor.
>
> Seamus responded: 'Well, I'll tell you what happened. I had just
> loaded my favourite cow, Bessie, into the... '
>
> 'I didn't ask for any details', the solicitor interrupted. 'Just
> answer the question. Did you not say, at the scene of the accident,
> 'I'm fine!'?'
>
> Seamus said, 'Well, I had just got Bessie into the trailer and I was
> driving down the road.... '
>
> The solicitor interrupted again and said, 'Your Honour, I am trying to
> establish the fact that, at the scene of the accident, this man told
> the police on the scene that he was fine. Now several weeks after the
> accident, he is trying to sue my client. I believe he is a fraud.
> Please tell him to simply answer the question. '
>
> By this time, the Judge was fairly interested in Seamus's answer and
> said to the solicitor: 'I'd like to hear what he has to say about his
> favourite cow, Bessie'.
>
> Seamus thanked the Judge and proceeded. 'Well as I was saying, I had
> just loaded Bessie, my favourite cow, into the trailer and was driving
> her down the road when this huge lorry and trailer came through a stop
> sign and hit my trailer right in the side. I was thrown into one ditch
> and Bessie was thrown into the other. I was hurt, very bad like, and
> didn't want to move.
>
> However, I could hear old Bessie moaning and groaning. I knew she was
> in terrible pain just by her groans. Shortly after the accident, a
> policeman on a motorbike turned up. He could hear Bessie moaning and
> groaning so he went over to her. After he looked at her and saw her
> condition, he took out his gun and shot her between the eyes.
>
> Then the policeman came across the road, gun still in hand, looked at
> me, and said, 'How are you feeling?'
>
> 'Now, Your Honour, what would you have said?'

[MiriMaran]

I'm guessing this Irishman was in America!!!

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