Author Topic: Pregnancy  (Read 3221 times)

sheila

  • Joined Apr 2008
  • Mablethorpe Lincolnshire
Pregnancy
« on: July 31, 2009, 10:05:22 am »
Pregnancy, Estrogen, and Women
PREGNANCY Q & A & more!

Q: Should I have a baby after 35?
A: No, 35 children is enough.

Q : I'm two months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A: With any luck, right after he finishes college.

Q : What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A: Childbirth.

Q: My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she's borderline irrational.
A: So what's your question?

Q : My childbirth instructor says it's not pain I'll feel during labor, but pressure. Is she right?
A: Yes, in the same way that a tornado might be called an air current.

Q: When is the best time to get an epidural? 
A: Right after you find out you're pregnant.     

Q : Is there any reason I have to be in the delivery room while my wife is in labor?
A: Not unless the word "alimony" means anything to you.

Q: Is there anything I should avoid while recovering from childbirth?
A: Yes, pregnancy.

Q : Do I have to have a baby shower?
A: Not if you change the baby's diaper very quickly.

Q : Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.

sandy

  • Guest
Re: Pregnancy
« Reply #1 on: July 31, 2009, 10:36:45 am »
How true ;D

HappyHippy

  • Guest
Re: Pregnancy
« Reply #2 on: July 31, 2009, 11:18:30 am »
LOL !
Too true  ;D

Rosemary

  • Joined Oct 2007
  • Barry, Angus, Scotland
    • The Accidental Smallholder
Re: Pregnancy
« Reply #3 on: August 01, 2009, 08:57:00 pm »
 ;D ;D ;D

 

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