I am overrun with eggs too, I don't keep them in the fridge but they sit on top of it, trays, boxes, stacks of the damn things

I am getting around 12-14 a day and some weeks only sell a couple dozen, others it's double that but I don't have anywhere near enough clients buying regularly enough to avoid eating 3 almost every day myself and that's my limit, I'm sick of eggs already and it's only May!
I also have 3 huge jars of pickled eggs on the worktop beside the fridge, half a dozen quiches in the freezer and have just bought some lemons to make lemon curd, I gave a dozen with some flowers from the garden to a neighbour on her birthday and then another dozen to someone that just stopped to ask for directions but commented on the hens and said she had 5 hungry kids at home, just one in the car but I was glad to get shot of a few!
IN the fridge there is a salad drawer full of bottles of Stella I got as a bargain box, to feed the neighbour that chainsawed a tree for me but he's more to do and I keep him company shifting logs and burning debris so we both get one every Saturday more or less and if a couple disappear other nights well that's just how it is
There are 4 or 5 jars of mayo

a 4 pint milk bottle, 2 blocks of butter because I was considering baking to use up a few eggs.. a bag of carrots for the mare who just foaled on Tuesday and I think that's it.
The egg glut is getting me down a bit - if I spent the £10 a week from layers pellets on shopping my diet would have greater diversity than it does on an egg based diet, let alone the corn, flubenvet feed, grit, shavings etc I put into the hens every month, and if they were all laying every day I'd get 2 dozen and be moving into the garage by now but that means half are slacking yet and eating for nothing