Don't like the thought of a spider farmer. 
Ergh - I don't actually actively farm them. They just seem to be there all the time...

Thanks for all your warm words. Yes, I think the council might even allow me a few hens in the garden; I just never thought I'd be here in this place for as long as I now have been - not worth setting anything up for a few months. And now I have a new neighbour, who probably wouldn't mind, either, but she has a dog who, in her own words, isn't very friendly. I don't think chickens would take very kindly to being jumped and barked at on a regular basis. The garden isn't all that big, either, so nowhere else to move. Problems, problems... An allotment would be nice, but there aren't any around here.
But I have got some parsley into a seed tray this morning, so I am feeling very virtuous!
