Perhaps your neighbour would prefer to live in a town overlooking a factory chimney maybe - or how about next to a supermarket. She should count herself lucky to be looking at pigs etc.!!
Just smiling at her veg been eaten - surely the size of the footmarks showed it must have been one massive rabbit

OMG imagine had she come home and actually caught Mildred in the act of eating the veg .......
I have moaning neighbours here - some moan about the horses looking over their fence, others moan about the pigs, and they are across the lane. Converted barn, townies, and we were here first, so hard luck. Another neighbour has a fixation about seeing cat poo near where he parks his car (yes, must be MY cats!) Yesterday, he asked if we were opening a farm machinery business - being sarcastic. We have a couple of trailers and the Range Rover parked in the field. Due to moving, we have no where else to park them. He knows this, but I explained yet again.