That's the thing - nobody owns a cat

. They might permit you to provide them with a home but they belong only to themselves. A long time ago, back in our RAF days, we had several cats including Polkinghorne (I know - he was named after the person who gave his mother a home - too good a name to miss

). Polky was a randy Tom and got up to all sorts of infamous tricks around the air bases (including climbing in the Wing Commander's pantry window, spending the whole night eating their thawing turkey then being totally unable to jump back out) so that eventually there was no option but to take him for the snip

He left home in a huff after that and was found 7 weeks later and many pounds heavier having convinced some innocent householder that he was homeless, and starving. This gave him the brilliant idea of pretending to various people that he was a stray so for many years he had several 'owners' wherever we lived - and of course they all fed the poor starving wee soul - who could barely walk sometimes after the amount of food he had scrumped. Eventually one of his new 'owners' was posted elsewhere and took Polkinghorne with them so we never saw him again.