>
> THE PERFECT HUSBAND
> Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A mobile phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands free speaker function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.
>
> MAN: 'Hello'
>
> WOMAN: 'Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?'
>
> MAN: 'Yes.'
>
> WOMAN: 'I am at the shops now and found this beautiful leather coat. It's only $2,000. Is it OK if I buy it?'
>
> MAN: 'Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.'
>
> WOMAN: 'I also stopped by the Lexus dealership and saw the new Models. I saw one I really liked.'
>
> MAN: 'How much?'
>
> WOMAN: '$90,000'
>
> MAN: 'OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.'
>
> WOMAN: 'Great! Oh, and one more thing...the house I wanted last year is back on the market. They're asking $980,000.
>
> MAN: 'Well, then go ahead and give them an offer of $900,000. They will probably take it. If not, we can go the extra 80 thousand if it's really a pretty good deal.'
>
> WOMAN: 'OK, I'll see you later! I love you so much!'’
>
> MAN: 'Bye! I love you, too.'
>
> The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are staring at him in astonishment, mouths agape. He turns and asks: 'Anyone know who this phone belongs to?'
>
Topic: the perfect husband (Read 2923 times)
