This made me laugh, not least because I am soon to face airline food.!
" The problem with airline food is that they try to do something posh, with several courses drizzled with extra words, but then give you a table the size of a mouse mat!
Even at the pointy end of the aeroplane it's a bit of an elbows in affair, but if you want to butter a bread roll in the cheap seats, then three people have to get up and stand in the aisle."