an old man is walking along a country lane when he heres a small voice please help me kind sir he looks down and theire in the long grass is a frog the frog if you pick me up and kiss me i will turn into the most beautifully young woman you have ever seen and i will have sex with you ever night and morning and we will have lots of children at that the old man places the frog in his jacket pocket the frog says what are you doing to which the old man says at my time of life i am better of with a talking frog