Author Topic: neighbours  (Read 3351 times)

sheila

  • Joined Apr 2008
  • Mablethorpe Lincolnshire
neighbours
« on: November 05, 2010, 07:00:55 pm »


DIFFICULT NEIGHBOURS AND COUNCIL TAX

A proposed council tax-evaluation policy will mean reassessment of current house values which will mean they will charge us more if we live in a nice area.

That ought to mean discounts for those of us who live in rough areas.

There is a huge house in our street. The extended family is run by a grumpy old woman with a pack of irritable dogs allowed to run without leads.  Her car isn't taxed or insured and doesn't even have a number plate, but the police still do nothing.  To the best of my knowledge, she has never worked.

Her bad-tempered old man is notorious for racist comments. A shopkeeper blamed him for arranging the murder of his son and his son's girl-friend, but nothing has been proved.

All their kids have broken marriages except the youngest, who everyone thought was gay.

Two grandsons are meant to be in the Army but are always out partying in nightclubs. It is not known if they have the same father. They are out of control.

I hate living near Windsor Castle .

CameronS

  • Joined Aug 2009
  • North East Fife
Re: neighbours
« Reply #1 on: November 05, 2010, 07:38:40 pm »
 ;D ;D

knightquest

  • Joined May 2010
  • Birmingham
    • Knight Pet Supplies
Re: neighbours
« Reply #2 on: November 05, 2010, 08:15:54 pm »
very good

Ian
Ian (me), Diane (my wife) and 4 dogs. Ollie (Lab mix) , Quest (Malamute), Gazer and Boris (Leonbergers)

Daisys Mum

  • Joined May 2009
  • Scottish Borders
Re: neighbours
« Reply #3 on: November 05, 2010, 10:12:30 pm »

 ;D ;D ;D brilliant
Anne

Rosemary

  • Joined Oct 2007
  • Barry, Angus, Scotland
    • The Accidental Smallholder
Re: neighbours
« Reply #4 on: November 06, 2010, 07:30:06 am »
 ;D ;D ;D

Hilarysmum

  • Joined Oct 2007
Re: neighbours
« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2010, 09:09:09 am »
Really had me going!!!   :D
« Last Edit: November 06, 2010, 01:54:28 pm by Hilarysmum »

Jackie

  • Joined Nov 2009
Re: neighbours
« Reply #6 on: November 07, 2010, 04:07:55 am »
lol Just shows that everything is simply a matter of perception.  ;D ;)

Sandy

  • Guest
Re: neighbours
« Reply #7 on: November 08, 2010, 09:34:56 pm »
I thought you must live near to me until I saw the punchline...very very clever!!!

 

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