Author Topic: Idiots  (Read 3062 times)

sheila

  • Joined Apr 2008
  • Mablethorpe Lincolnshire
Idiots
« on: November 04, 2010, 09:33:36 am »
Six Truths in Life

1.  You cannot stick your tongue out and look up at the ceiling at the same time, a physical impossibility.
 
2.  All idiots, after reading number 1 will try it.

3.  And discover number 1 is a lie. 

4. You are smiling now because you are an idiot. 

5.  You soon will forward this to another idiot. 

6.  There is still a stupid smile on your face . 

I sincerely apologize about this but I'm an idiot and I needed company. 
You now have 2 options...delete it, or send it along to put a smile on someone's face today.

faith0504

  • Joined Aug 2010
  • Cairngorms
  • take it easy and chill
    • blaemuir cottage
Re: Idiots
« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2010, 09:35:43 am »
 :yum: ::) :P :wave: :wave:

Daveravey

  • Joined Jul 2009
  • Fife
Re: Idiots
« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2010, 01:21:42 pm »
 :D :D :D

Rosemary

  • Joined Oct 2007
  • Barry, Angus, Scotland
    • The Accidental Smallholder
Re: Idiots
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2010, 01:32:27 pm »
 ;D ;D ;D

Jackie

  • Joined Nov 2009
Re: Idiots
« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2010, 03:54:13 pm »
Got me!  ;D :D ;)

tazbabe

  • Joined Aug 2010
  • ayrshire
Re: Idiots
« Reply #5 on: November 05, 2010, 03:58:09 pm »
you may light another's candle from your own without loss

Sandy

  • Guest
Re: Idiots
« Reply #6 on: November 08, 2010, 09:51:58 pm »
 :P ;D

doganjo

  • Joined Aug 2012
  • Clackmannanshire
  • Qui? Moi?
Re: Idiots
« Reply #7 on: November 08, 2010, 10:58:57 pm »
Got me too! ::) :-[
Always have been, always will be, a WYSIWYG - black is black, white is white - no grey in my life! But I'm mellowing in my old age

 

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