[sheila]

   

IRISH BLONDE IN A CASINO
> >
> >An attractive blonde from Cork , Ireland arrived at the casino.
>
> She seemed a little intoxicated and bet
> twenty-thousand Euros on a single
> >roll of the dice.
> >
> >She said, 'I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier
> >
> when I'm completely nude'.
> >
> >With that, she stripped from the neck down, rolled the
> >
> dice and with an Irish brogue yelled,
> >'Come on, baby,
> >
> Mama needs new clothes!'
> >
> >As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up and down
> >
> and squealed...'YES! YES! I WON
> >, I WON !'
> >
> >She hugged each of the dealers and then picked up
> >
> her winnings and her clothes and
> >quickly departed.
> >
> >The dealers stared at each other dumbfounded.
> >Finally, one of them asked, 'What did she roll?'
> >
> >The other answered, 'I don't know - I thought you were
> >
> watching.'
> >
> >MORAL OF THE STORY -
> >
> >
> >Not all Irish are drunks,
> >
> >not all blondes are dumb,
> >
> >but all men...are men.
> >

 
 

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