Subject: Government Job 
 A guy goes to the Government Office to apply for a job. 
The interviewer asks him, "Are you allergic to anything?" 
He replies, "Yes - coffee." 
"Have you ever been in the military service?" 
"Yes," he says, "I was in Iraq for two years." 
The interviewer says,"That will give you 5 extra points towards employment." 
Then he asks,"Are you disabled in any way?" 
The guy says,"Yes. A bomb exploded near me and I lost both of my testicles." 
The interviewer grimaces and then says, "O.K. You've got enough points for me to hire you right now. Our normal hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M. You can start tomorrow from 10:00AM every day." 
The guy is puzzled and asks, "If the work hours are from 8:00 A.M. to 4:00 P.M., why do you want me to start here from10:00 A.M.?" 
"This is a government job," the inter-viewer says, "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our balls. No point you coming in for that."