Omg soooo funny
I ve done things like reversed into his beloved 110 (twice) thankfully he wasnt too upset, i wasnt going to own up but i had cleaned a lovely circleround the first dink, so obvious, the second time he was there and my little car dinked his wing

I lose absolutely everything to his despair, he hide spares of most things

. I'm a disaster zone.
Well done for getting out the stain