[Hilarysmum]

MM dont go there, its not a pretty picture in my case.     

[Wizard]

Morning all No capes James H&S Exec; distinctly say no loose clothing in the work place.I chortle to myself when I see some of the documentary program's on TV Especially in food factory's hair all over need I go on?As well as I've brokk the kick start on me broom.So becoming a super hero may release me from the broom stick.Now when I've fixed it .Who shall I give it to?

[jameslindsay]

I sense the Calander Scoop for 2011 - Superheores!!!

[Wizard]

Don't know about any of the others on here, but I would make a good or reasonable Michelin Man myself.I could talk about Olaf, but I wont it's only Monday and I don't want to get into bother this early in the week.All three of my Oxygen cylinders are empty while the man comes with some full ones.

[sandy]

Tad dah!!!! whopps, seeing double and NO drink!!!

[Rosemary]

Brilliant! 

[Hilarysmum]

If only I could look that good ......

[sandy]

so do I!!!

[Annie22]

Well as it is a smallholding forum the superheroes should have appropriate powers, such as the caped cabbage with the power to create wind (you know the kind of wind I mean).  Can't think of anymore.

[Dangermouse]

Cool Picture sandy..................

if I ever get to superhero status will that mean I need to wear my boxers over my trousers...

[jameslindsay]

Well done Sandy, you are mental 

[sandy]

Extendable arms for:-picking things, (collecting pooo a long way off your nose!)catching things and reaching for things inside when it's very muddy outside and you can't be Rs'd to take off your wellies
Extendable legs:- ditto as well as running after things or away from them, and putting your wellies on outside when you are still inside and keeping the bottom of your trousers from getting wet.
Super sight:- see fro great distances especially Mr Fox!!! dogs chasing your animals etc and for reading other peoples newspapers.
Super Hearing:- Help locate missing livestock, partner children etc, pick out what others are saying at auction houses, listening to TV and radio above the din of animals.
Super Strong:- get things like cars, tractores, lifestock, your partner, your kids, your shopping for example, out of the deep mud or ice. Carrying loads of sacks to save you going back and forth with feeds, manure, hay etc.
dig holes faster and deeper for whatever you need them for
Off to the toilet now...Oh..super strong bladders and bowls so you don't have to stop what you are doing after loads of tea
P.S James....I know

[Wizard]

and Sandy a vocabulary that every one understands

[doganjo]

and nutty as a fruitcake into the bargain, but delighted to have her as one of my bestest friends