[sandy]

Shhhhhhhhhh!! my OH as promised...don't tell him..the day's when he had more long blone hair on his head than on his body

[doganjo]

You are a naughty lady - 1 for taking the photo in the first place and 2 for putting it on here!  I'm going to snitch on you!!!! na na ne na na!  What's worth to keep quiet?

[sandy]

  :-[I'm Ok, Steve never looks on here!!! fingers crossed...and he cannot work the scanner

[doganjo]

My Mum used to say "be sure your sins will find you out"

[sandy]

Oh dear

[doganjo]

As I said - what's it worth he he?

[Jackie]

Another 'toilet' story although maybe not so accidental it is nevertheless indicative of my life.

I was very busy one day with so much to do and rushed up to the loo for a wee, so I pulled my pants down and sat, then looked to my left and the sink needed cleaning.
From my sitting position I reached the cleaning stuff and cleaned the sink, then decided that mirror on the wall on my right needed cleaning so cleaned that too.

Then reached down and picked up some rubbish the kids had left on the floor.

Then reached into the window sill and picked up the empty toothpaste tube to take downstairs to throw away.

Then as there was nothing else to do I wiped and flushed, washed my hands then grabbed all the towels to wash and went downstairs.

It was only when I got downsatirs that I realised I hadnt actually had a wee!!!!! 

Ok, ok, no comments on how you can forget to have a wee and dementia please. 

[juliag]

Fantastic! and I love sandys photo, didnt realise there would be so many toilet stories but Feel the need to add one of my own. my kids were out hunting and as is the way with our local hunt each of the huntsmen takes a capable child off with them to teach them the ropes, hold their horses if they have to get off etc.
On this one occasion I had lost the hunt and was playing my favourite game of hunt the hunt when I needed a wee. Nobody around, I knew roughly where the 'field' was, ie all of the mounted followers but had forgotton that the huntsmen went on ahead. So I stopped on a small road at the top of a hill (was bursting by this time) and took myself off into the trees. The relief was great until I realised I had been hunted by a hound and it was standing in front of me bloody thing alerted the huntsmen to where I was and after 6 children I do not have the ability to stop mid flow a huntsmen appeared complete with a very embaressed daughter whoc couldnt believe her mum was weeing in front of them!
However the embaressment was not over, at the bottom of this field was a farm and 2 ponies belonging to me but on loan to the family living there were out in the field alongside the road. They were both experienced jumping ponies who had spent many years hunting and got very excited at the sound of the hunting horn. As the huntsment left me with a smirk he blew the horn calling the hounds to him when Kanga and custard the ponies jumped through the hedge, galloped across the field and decided to join the melee, rugs flapping!
I managed to catch them and return them to the field but never did own up to them actually being mine. 

[Wizard]

Hermit will tell you about mine won't you Karen .That's how I found out hermit's a girl SSSSHHHH Karen this will mek em wunder hehehe

[Dangermouse]

The mind boggles on thast one Mr Wiz 

[Wizard]

Sorry DM You will have to wait until Karen comes on she may not want you to know!

[Dangermouse]

 

[Wizard]

Hello DM I have answered this in a reply to Doganjo